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Could Demotivational Poster


TAGS: couldnt help myself i do hate spiders though
Rating: 4.26/5

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GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:20 pm
you know, I have to agree. good idea
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
reason is right
Reason - March 16, 2010, 6:35 pm
I would have went with arachnophilia.


TAGS: they said it couldnt be done
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

RoadJam - September 11, 2010, 5:06 pm
Those Japanese think of everything ^_^
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:41 am
5 curry scented lions...
motinet - September 10, 2010, 8:06 am

Wow... look at the votes.. .going straight to the hall of fame
Curiosity - September 9, 2010, 8:20 pm
I don't believe it, it's gotta be shopped. 5 Lions
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 8:07 pm
5 cynical Lions
forseti - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm
knew the joke (still funny), but with this pic it's awesome! 5 teeth
Testimus - September 9, 2010, 6:23 pm
Hahaha, I love it!!
frixxxx - September 9, 2010, 6:09 pm
5L of course
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:00 pm
My wife was looking over my shoulder *with shoe in hand* as I read this and dared me to laugh. So I gave it a 5 with a straight face and a snicker under my breath.
Airman - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
a wise man
GySgt1811 - September 9, 2010, 5:35 pm
5 from me, Airman. (I had to wait 'till the wife wasn't around.)
Reality Lord - September 9, 2010, 5:14 pm

lolz dude!...huge

PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.

WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM - He loved New York, and hated to leave, but Danny Doberman and the Pinscher boys made it hard to stay.

TAGS: dog witness protection program mobsters it could happen
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
And now I have to move again, dammit! 5 testimony deals and added to favs
LogicDude - December 9, 2009, 4:23 pm
Are there "pug mug" shots to review?
spacedog - December 9, 2009, 3:33 pm
Well done MWLF, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - December 9, 2009, 11:47 am
XD 5 smug pugs

"CHARLIE" - So THAT'S the name Elder God Douchebag used to get hired at Saint Boffo's Clown Mortuary.

TAGS: sorry egd i couldnt resist
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

funnyman37 - May 30, 2010, 6:45 pm
Necrophilia; where am I not only the president, but also a member.
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 6:01 am
I noticed EGD hasn't commented on this one yet. Could he be a little too "busy" because of that seltzer explosion at the clown college that killed 15? I hear they were able to fit all the bodies into one Mini-sized hearse, with room to spare.
Piers - August 25, 2009, 5:57 pm
Garth Marengi's Dark Place! Man I want to watch this now.....
Woodywood03a - August 11, 2009, 9:40 am
That is good. very good!!!
LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 9:07 am
Briton is baaaaaaack! Yes, yes he is!!! 5 shoveling lions!


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


TAGS: message mother in law could get mariand
Rating: 4.79/5

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mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:30 pm
There is an electrical socket... and there's a trap to get rid of mother-in-law ;)
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 12:24 pm
Okay what am I missing here? Or is this an electrical socket in another country??
Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:41 pm

if only i'd thought of this years ago
mariand - December 1, 2011, 12:19 am
Yeah, but don't worry, she doesn't know which's the difference...;)
Iconoclast - November 30, 2011, 11:07 pm
Uh, that doesn't look like a nail. Looks like a screw.

EVOLUTION - continuing the downward spiral

TAGS: i didn t think it could get dumber
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:25 pm
I was peeking out of the closet to see if the coast was clear...nope!
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:50 pm
A little lisp at the end there, Jake?
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 12:42 pm
Have you seen these morons try to run? Very funny stuff. But you have plenty of time to swith from guns to missiles.
agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:36 pm
Don't give them any ideas, Feas!
Feasibly - May 14, 2010, 12:33 pm
I'm surprised he has his shoes on the right feet.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 11:08 am
For the sake of the species, these mutants should be shot on sight. 5 slugs to the head.


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes fucking everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you assclown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


A FINGER HUMPING MONKEY - Hey it could happen, I have heard of stranger things ...

Jesus loves me -

TAGS: i think i nailed it he could not move afterwards motifayk
Rating: 3.85/5

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Thedge - October 26, 2014, 12:12 pm
For Pete's sake...
motifayk - October 24, 2014, 7:37 am
For the love of God.
mizzdizz - October 24, 2014, 1:57 am
The Passion of Christ?


TAGS: well it could be worse
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 1:53 pm
You'd think there'd be more blood, don't you? More bad news...apparently your new wife's vagina is bigger than the local Shriner's Hall.


TAGS: ghost leno beetlebors hell what could he have done to deserve this
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 2:13 pm
God, it was a travesty. How is it possible that so many people watched it? How did it get air time?
ProduceMan117 - October 31, 2009, 3:12 am
Remember the horrible theme song?
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:04 pm
And it's also racist. If you want I'll go into more detail why.
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:03 pm
Yes, with the Leno ghost...a gay vampire...and a wussy werewolf.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 11:02 pm
I'm going off what I remember here, wasn't their hideout like a haunted house?
Bartimaeus - October 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
Yes...Yes it was.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 10:59 pm
That was a fucked up show.


JESUS CHRIST! - Put some clothes on!

TAGS: regeneration i thought only namekians could do that shit is goku like dragon ball jesus i wonder
Rating: 4.24/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 8:41 pm
It caught me by suprise..I almost spit my drink all over my monitor when I started laughing.
heathentod - May 20, 2010, 6:12 pm
OMG (no pun intended)! I love it! 5Ls fo sho!
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:50 pm
Oh, ok... I see. Thought you were drudging up some memories.
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:44 pm
Safe for work, I mean...I think.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:41 pm
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 3:39 pm
If Jesus' junk isn't safe, who's is? lol
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:30 pm
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm

THE EGGMAN - Not Exactly What John Lennon Had In Mind

SSSSST - ssst ssst sssssst

TAGS: this could take awhile
Rating: 4.39/5

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FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 9:19 am
two letters? TWO LETTERS?! My gawd, gentlemen, we are in the presence of amesomeness, put on your SPF 500 and sunglasses lest we die of overexposure
Produceman117 - November 1, 2010, 10:54 pm
Nicely done
HammerofHeeb - November 1, 2010, 9:38 am
He says nothing, yet it makes perfect sense.
Houseplant - August 5, 2010, 10:03 pm
When I grow up airman....I want to be just like you! 5L's!!
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:19 pm
Poetry, Airman. Poetry.

MAYBE, JUST ONCE... - Someone could call me "Sir" without adding "you're making a scene"

TAGS: someone could call me sir
Rating: 4.17/5

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R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 12:57 pm
Yep, quite comfy, I especially like the fact that the bottom half is colored yellow, then there are no awkward moments when you have to explain the urine stains.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:52 pm
I got mine, and it's amsome! I can't keep the chicks (except for this one chick) off of me... no matter how I act! Who ever said that grey is a turn-off to women hasn't thrown on this snap-crotch onesie!
GreyScorpion - May 13, 2010, 8:42 am
Check out the GS signiture series shirt he's wearing!!....nice!.. 100% poly for that stay HAWT look all through the night....all the chicks be diggin' him....$39.99 at your finer Men's Fashion Boutiques, and your nearest Wal-Mart. Get Yours Today!!


APACHE - To the soldiers on the ground they are the angels up above.

TAGS: because i could never do what you do everyday
Rating: 3.79/5

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Spangle - June 10, 2010, 7:38 pm
To anyone wearing a flag not covered in stars and stripes, they're the angels of death. *Cough* friendly fire *cough
rerun - February 11, 2010, 1:27 pm

ANY Motifaker who makes a poster that supports our military is good. An Airman quality poster just makes it better.
Airman - February 11, 2010, 1:20 pm
I like it.. well done. the more the merrier!
Bovee - February 11, 2010, 1:17 pm
I was not aware that he owned this genre? Read the Tag. Thats why i made it.
PixieStickNinja - February 11, 2010, 1:10 pm
Stealin' Airman's gig now huh?


TAGS: the little engine who could projectile vomit
Rating: 3.55/5

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Fatt Matt - November 20, 2009, 11:39 am
Great as always Sean. 5



TAGS: screw with the wrong person and it could go really bad bondage
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "bondage" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that Shit?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm


TAGS: could be my year
Rating: 4.63/5

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rerun - January 19, 2011, 7:24 pm

this as a amsome pic. I will steal it for some evil purpose
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 7:23 pm
For what, prey tell?


TAGS: shoulda woulda coulda
Rating: 4.6/5

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Cubbybear - October 5, 2010, 2:47 pm
I can imagine they sting a little...LOL!

INES SAINZ - "Now Sir, If you could please remove your pants.....


TAGS: now if we could just get you into this straight i mean fire jacket
Rating: 3.2/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 8:46 am
Looks like Steve Martin from "The Jerk"!
BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 8:41 am
MP Canada
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:11 am
first lol of the day.thanks Bone!

CRANK - Speed for trailer trash

TAGS: crank trailer trash could be your mom too
Rating: 2.15/5

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Me_ - April 7, 2010, 1:43 pm
They should legalize it all and thin the gene pool

careful -

PICKING YOUR POISON - life is full of choices

TAGS: it could be a trap
Rating: 4.63/5

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frixxxx - June 8, 2010, 11:01 am
And you have my permission to use Miss Alison in any and all future Postings. 5L
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 11:00 am
Looks like a good chioce of poison to me...5 years!


TAGS: could be a song in there somewhere
Rating: 4.6/5

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Airman - July 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
your heart is an open book - 5


TAGS: i couldn t find the one she calls keyser s ze
Rating: 4.6/5

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thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:41 am
Give that stuff back... :( Sadface.
fascistfrenchman - June 12, 2010, 5:07 am
Lol - got to love the rubber ducky.
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:38 am
My condolences, Grey. 5L

EVERY FALL - I volunteer 16 hours of my time to help judge the HS cheerleader tryouts. I feel it's important to give back


TAGS: aprchallenge afterlife could it be worse than your worst day here
Rating: 4.28/5

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agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
Got my spicy brown mustard... I'm in!


TAGS: ithingican ithinkican i dammit ithoughticouldbutithasamindofitsown
Rating: 4.12/5

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Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:34 am
5 and a fav!
spacedog - April 11, 2010, 2:36 am
Very nice. 5 along for the ride.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 12:23 am
Sweet! 5L

JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRLS AND RHINOS - someone please check on Cubby

SUPERIOR EXPERT KNOWLEDGE - Sometimes It Is Advisable To Take A Back Seat

THE WOLF SHIRT - Taking Motifake By Storm

TAGS: i painted as many of you in as i could
Rating: 3.82/5

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5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 11:01 pm
I HAVE to get me one!!!!
MO - April 20, 2010, 10:50 am
Nice, although I may have had a few flair ups recently. Snot looking good...
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 10:43 am
OMFG!! thank you airman for bringing this gem to light. that,is Hilarious!! 5 Admins @ wolfshirt!!
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:33 am
I did the same thing you did TTH.. even left you off! Look how many are still here though
Hasbunmb - February 12, 2010, 12:12 pm
This one and the 4chan story of the guy taking the shit are my FAVORITE motifakes =o)
LD0ne - October 7, 2009, 8:56 am
i think i'd be shot if i wore this shirt... hmmm...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 21, 2009, 9:53 am
Bria....look down 3 comments.
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 7:59 am
What is MWLF? btw
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:35 am
Four inches of MWLF ... now if that don't ROCK YOUR WORLD ... try a good polka ... it's still a viable option at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 20, 2009, 1:23 am
I would never spell it like that, but thanks for the exaggeration!
Me. - July 16, 2009, 8:26 pm
I want a douchebag shirt!
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm
Sean - July 16, 2009, 3:37 pm
I find it very demotivating that a shirt like that even exists in the first place. Before seeing this delightfully depressing demot, I thought that wolf + abomination could only equal on thing: werewolf. But now a new contender has emerged from the pack
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 3:30 pm
It's all good Airman. I knew you loved me. tee hee.
BriaHere - July 16, 2009, 3:11 pm
I like this motifake because it's fake motivational. I do like it though, 5.
Fatt Matt - July 16, 2009, 3:09 pm
Sweet! I'm Famous, and have a killer shirt. Thanks Airman! +5 from me
LogicDude - July 16, 2009, 3:00 pm
This literally made me howl with laughter. 5 Were-Lions!
RONSART - July 16, 2009, 11:43 am
way to go Mr. Airman...I like it.
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:50 am
I could. I am not a graphics person at all. It was all in fun and nothing was directed at anyone personally... except I knew Sean kept insulin handy. I mainly just went down the list of top contributors and stuck the names in. It was fun to do though
Airman - July 16, 2009, 10:47 am
Ok guys and gals.. 1) I didn't write the ad.. those remarks were there with other names. I replaced the names, with the main criteria being if a name would fit.. so Mooooooooo, you got that one cuz it was the only one you would fit in. I got in as many as
Arrogant Knight - July 16, 2009, 9:43 am
Sweet. ....But I was left out. It's a shame really, this could've been so much more amsome.
Shkwip - July 16, 2009, 8:31 am
This motifake cured my aids
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:41 am

This is even funnier when you go to the web site selling it and read the rest of the reviews. Jeebus, I cannot stop laughing. Airman, thanks, best laugh I have had in a while.
rerun - July 16, 2009, 2:17 am

WooHoo...My powers have increased 100%, now I can go off half charged. This is great
BoneCD - July 16, 2009, 12:54 am
Way too funny Airman!!! It's a 5 Poodler
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:23 pm
LMA.... wait, what?
Sean - July 15, 2009, 10:17 pm
Yooo Hoooo! Ladies! I have insulin .... Oh, and this Wolf shirt. Seeeeeee? But I think aggy's "friend" wants to be more than that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:17 pm
I'm just gonna pretend he loves me and couldn't bring himself to say so.
LURCH - July 15, 2009, 9:07 pm
Holy shit i gottta get one if dem shirts. I made myself wet just thinking bout wearing it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 15, 2009, 9:06 pm
I don't really know Airman, so i'm not sure if this is supposed to be a real shot at me or not.
agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 8:52 pm
Pure Genius. Hilarious from strat to finish!!! 5XL's!!!!


TAGS: could be worst cubby
Rating: 3.78/5

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jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 9:35 am
Dat' Pet eats PEDIGREEĀ®

THE SHAKE WEIGHT - All the fun of masturbation, without the fun of masturbation

TAGS: could they have made this any more unintentionally erotic
Rating: 3.29/5

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djinnyf - March 25, 2011, 6:48 pm
All the work of masturbation without the fun of it! xx
Anonymous2 - May 14, 2010, 9:33 pm
Well, it'll keep some people busy while the wounds heal...
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags! They could have made it so that Gatorade shot out of the end when you were dehydrated.

ZAPHOD - I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.


TAGS: i don t think the real master of the house could fit into that anyway
Rating: 4.64/5

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Derek - April 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Or Mistress
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2010, 6:04 pm
Holy latex!


TAGS: with a little baking soda and a spoon we could all have a little cracked stone crab
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:22 pm
LOL! Bet it's been stepped on with sea salt.
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:38 pm
CYA Bone.
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Have a good one Trash...I'm off to take the girls out for Pizza
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:32 pm
LMAO...nice one trash. 5 addicted Poodles


TAGS: who knew researching for the assignment of the day could get you in so much trouble
Rating: 4.47/5

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R.S.Jake - March 16, 2010, 10:23 am
Oh, well today I am loggin in from my new "room" at the jail house...you don't want to know what it cost me to use the computer...
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 11:23 pm
Well?!?!? What happened next?
Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 3:58 pm
Amsome Jake. 5 Hava seats fo u!
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 3:56 pm
LOL!! I think maybe it was your IP was already on their watch list. 5L


TAGS: tribute and not crisp sorry best i could get
Rating: 4.26/5

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booger13 - March 26, 2010, 11:37 am
=/ *hey gray , is it ok to buy cubby a pint , or is it too soon ??*
spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:46 pm
5 sad bears.
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 12:35 pm
5 Mighty Caseys

I BET 19, 13 LIKE 29, 30 & 3 -

TAGS: hosting parties assignment because i couldn t think of anything else
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:18 pm
I must play WAY too much Mortal Kombat, because I know all of Produce's avatars by name.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 4:11 pm
That would be one awesome death match...but no.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:23 pm
By the way, Bart and Pro, your avatars so closely positioned together look like they're competing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:22 pm
Amazing! You have me analyzing my own brain now! This poster is wildly clever and imaginative and very unexpected, too. 5 very well deserved lions!
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:52 am
Everyone seems to be doing great in my absence, so I have to come back and ruin everything. I'm an agent of chaos, produce, and I love the job...though it doesn't pay well.
Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, Bart. It's been awhile. How we doin?
Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 2:30 am
Pro, you brilliant SOB, this is great. 5/5 ...Jesus. lol
Raven - December 18, 2009, 1:29 am
Awesome, 5L. and that's only cuz that's all they let me give
motifake - December 17, 2009, 9:59 pm

Mat D - December 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
Hahahaha very good... and I whole Heartedly agree with your throughts!
LogicDude - December 17, 2009, 9:54 am
WIN: This is hows it's done! 5L!
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:50 pm
Not much, I managed to avoid going shopping with my wife so I'm celebrating with beer.
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:47 pm
Hey thanks, Space. I'm good. What's going on?
spacedog - December 16, 2009, 9:46 pm
How you doing Pro? Nice work!
Produceman117 - December 16, 2009, 9:43 pm
Thanks folks.
erock - December 16, 2009, 8:46 pm
good stuff p-man 5L
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2009, 10:28 am
Awesome poster Pro, fuckin classic. 5L
Fatt Matt - December 16, 2009, 10:01 am
You're right Reality... hell, I'll bet in 20 years she'll be running the Hilton empire all by herself.
Reality Lord - December 16, 2009, 9:42 am

paris rocks. only thing stupid she ebver did waslet her ex keep the sex tape....and her reality show of course.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2009, 9:37 am
You're the Man Veg.....5L


TAGS: meh it could happen
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:19 pm
Airman - February 26, 2010, 6:12 pm
Waiter, taste my soup
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 5:46 pm
Ditto Fatt Matt, and 5 Viagras for the Airman show!!!
Fatt Matt - February 26, 2010, 5:34 pm
His mamma call him Clay, imma call him Clay. +5


TAGS: facials invisable credtit to invis woman creator could find his id
Rating: 4.07/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 9:50 pm
very funny 5L


TAGS: sometimes you just wish you could take it back
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:43 pm
The true conversation went something like: Lets put something on the CD player. And I answered "Why, isn't the dust enough.." True Killjoy for the night!!!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:35 pm
And what the hey...It just cost me a maid twice a week for the rest of my life.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:33 pm
Thanks Mr. C
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great poster Bone
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:31 pm
Don't know CpnK...The title of the pic was "man crying"
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:19 pm
Ding Ding Ding...20 points for gil. Somehow pointing out short falls in cleaning just kills a night of romance.
CpnKangaroo - January 12, 2010, 10:37 pm
is that steve buschemi?
GreyScorpion - January 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
gil - January 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
my guess is there was dust on the television and he pointed it out. Been there.
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:22 pm
I think it means, he had a romantic night planned out, and she just wanted to watch T.V, so he facepalmed
Zed - January 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
I don't watch television, so I don't get this one.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
Great one.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
I hear ya Face
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 4:03 pm
F*CK Timmies!!!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 3:35 pm
four 5s, and then some Timmy hits with with a 1L...

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY - Name That Motifaker!!

TAGS: who could it be
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - August 11, 2010, 1:58 pm
Good afternoon and time to go costume shopping...see ya all later!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 1:50 pm
What do you expect, you never wear the costume. pink Ranger!
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 1:43 pm
BoneCD - August 11, 2010, 1:39 pm
You never call me anymore *sniff, sniff*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2010, 1:37 pm
That's just hurtful..... I thought we were friends.
BoneCD - August 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
If it was pie I'd say Mooo+

MY FIRST CAR - Talk about a tank! See the tiny dent where the license plate goes? Over $4000 of damage to the pick-up I rear-ended!

TAGS: i could fit 8 teenagers in this car with room to spare
Rating: 3.94/5

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FatherTyme - June 9, 2011, 2:38 pm
FTW!!!! They just don't mak'em like they used to. Now a days they crumble like week old potato chips

YO DAWGING A WISE GUY - maybe not your best move

TAGS: could be a fishing trip coming up
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am
Naw...Dre is fucking Ben affleck....I'm sure they let Jimmy watch.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am
Who gets stuck banging Jimmy Kimmel? I nominate Dre...he's gone right? Yeah, then I definitely nominate Dre!
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 2:22 am
How about them apples?!?!?!
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 2:14 am
*life keeps me busy
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 2:13 am
sorry, like keeps me busy. dont have time to keep up with stuf
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:09 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:08 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:07 am
One more goes right over CANADAS head.......shocked! Mo.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 2:06 am
dont fuck him! thats gay
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:00 am
and I'm fucking Matt Damon.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 2:00 am
I'm really ttoo drunk to type....just know that i love you/
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 1:53 am
Dawg how? You sayin' that I like peanutbutter? 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:52 am
or a wounded burro......Yo Aggy.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 1:51 am
If there is, I'll advise that it's used sparingly... or I'm going to go at the queue like it's a wounded pinata.
Faceplant31 - December 14, 2009, 6:39 pm
Awesome, so is there some kind of generator out there to make these yo dawg posters?

INORDINATE WHINING - This kid thinks your really, really good at it.

TAGS: this kid could probably whip us all
Rating: 3.89/5

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LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:23 pm
I would win in a *fapping* contest, but I'll bet he could outrun me. Dammit. 5!
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 1:46 pm
Okay, so he can kick my ass in wrestling. I bet I can still kick his ass in Halo! God, I am going to Hell. Eh, at least I will be warm. : )
thatonechick - January 29, 2010, 7:00 pm
Hey! Hey! There are certain people who should view this poster. 5L in honor of the smackdown!
Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 6:21 pm
Wow...way to put things in perspective. 5L


TAGS: you could put an eye out with those things
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:55 pm
Still love this one!


TAGS: hell i think crockett and tubbs could have figured that out
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:22 am
haha... wait, what?

MORNING WOOD - Always Be Careful Where You Swing It


TAGS: yep it could happen to you
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:24 pm
I would be wouldn't MrRandom, it would be. Thank god my wife never went through that!
MrRandom - September 6, 2009, 1:34 pm

THATONECHICK - For some reason, she rejected every invitation to play billiards ...but she was all over me when I yelled "Who wants to roll some balls?"

TAGS: i couldnt come up with a better title
Rating: 3.42/5

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Bovee - February 11, 2010, 5:16 pm
this screams nice rack.
Dr. Rusak - February 11, 2010, 4:51 pm
and you approvd it. so that makes us even.
thatonechick - February 11, 2010, 4:49 pm
You're silly. :P


TAGS: hope this is original could be wrong about that
Rating: 3.23/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:09 pm
If I'm seeing what my (ahem) Guinness swilling mind tells me I'm seeing, then it's a psychologist I need to be seeing.
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 9:07 pm
Awwww - leave my stonedness out of it. If nature is dirty, then there must be something vaginal about the waterfall??? I give up.
Sean - June 5, 2009, 9:03 pm
Thanks Airman, very much appreciated -- a two-fer, no less. And WOT the HEY is Chopperliscious talking about? (Play along dudes, it'll harsh his mellow.) *snickers*
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 9:01 pm
I'm trying to see a vagina in the overall picture. 4.
Airman - June 5, 2009, 5:47 pm
this is a good one.. not quite Einstein Panda... but close
Sean - June 5, 2009, 5:23 pm
OK that made nearly no sense. But I think you know what I mean.
Sean - June 5, 2009, 5:22 pm
Thanks man. I googled my text just to see as I could find quotes that "resemble" the text people use on their posters, and I didn't find anything, so I think it's original, but still, the memory is weird.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 4:48 pm
Good one...and I think it is original buddy. 5 poodles

NIGHTMARES - "They're the stuff that dreams are made of, plus a cold splash of reality to add a little kick." ~Anonymous~

TAGS: dreams assignment october 28 all my dreams have turned to darkness all my laughter is now tears i miss you sarah more than you could ever know
Rating: 3.22/5

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Haarakkon - October 28, 2009, 3:08 am
Bob D. Sailor - October 28, 2009, 2:58 am
The tags on this one damned near seemed to rip out my heart.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:33 am
My condolences, again, dude.


TAGS: sarah i couldn t think of a more fitting tribute on what would have been your 24th birthday assignment for january 5 queen
Rating: 3.14/5

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Cubbybear - January 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
That song was the best thing about Highlander
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:35 am

BOR - Sorry for your loss. Maybe one day you can tell Sarahs story

THE CALL - "Ash, it's Professor oak, you caught them all, even the ones no one knew existed. Which explains the skin rash"

TAGS: disturbingly he got them all not even nurse joy could help
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 10:53 am

fun with venereal disease day....nice!
pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:57 am
gross but 4l's
Mr. Shiny - August 22, 2010, 3:40 am

MAIL ORDER BRIDES - Where's my credit card?!

YES I CANNABIS - Y'know they call them fingers, but i never see them fing... oops there they go!

TAGS: oh man i had something really funny to put here if i could just remember what it was
Rating: 2.64/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:16 am
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:06 am
Yes sir Oh great and powerful Goderator.
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 2:03 am
Arrogant Knight - July 28, 2009, 2:03 am
Calm the fuck down.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 2:02 am
Oh fuck it. You feed on drama
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 2:01 am
Grow up! Thats priceless coming from you little girl. Why did you dish it out if you can't take it?
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 2:00 am
It's not straws. I'm making light of this. Drop it, and grow up
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:58 am
Like I said....Straws. Are you really this mad that somebody stood up to you for ragging on a noob? Do you have special privileges the rest of us don't know about?
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Simpsons did it. Simpsons did it. South Park did it, too.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:50 am
And your point is? Has anybody else used it? NO You are grasping at straws and its funny to watch.
Porcelina - July 28, 2009, 1:47 am
You ragged on me about my posters, but... isn't that a Simpson's quote?



HOW COULD YOU NOT - notice the crazy guy in the background somebody needs to explain this one to me

TAGS: how could you not
Rating: 1.68/5
Junen - September 24, 2008, 8:08 am
so many f**king retartds out there
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 6:49 pm
Pro: "a gay homosexual" I'm not sure if that counts as a double negative or not... or if that just implies he's the Rainbows, butterflies and mazda miata type...
Jordan - July 10, 2008, 3:33 pm
I saw you in that bath scene...dude you know how I know your gay
pro - July 8, 2008, 1:50 pm
You're a gay homosexual.

BAD COMPANY - M0rd3kaI and MissPriss now have their own logo pens!

TAGS: what could be worse
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 8, 2012, 1:34 pm
lol...are you sure you didn't miss an "i"...

my wife seems nice -

TAGS: i could like her
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by GaryO

CENSORS - The Ability To Police One Self Prior To Making A Public Mistake

TAGS: fixed it before you could find my mistake
Rating: 4.92/5

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forseti - May 26, 2010, 4:58 am
isn't that some kind of tunnel?!?*g* 4 to the origin, 5 to this!


TAGS: the onion couldn t make this stuff up
Rating: 4.9/5

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Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 11:40 am
ROR!! 5 L's!


Agnes gave up cooking -

VEGGIE MAY LOVE 'EM AND LEAVE 'EM - but they always get a souvenir hat


TAGS: who knew canada could make something so ghetto fabulous
Rating: 3.61/5

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agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:43 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:41 am
No, The epileptic goats are a plus.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:39 am
That's a plus!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:39 am
The sheep are damn near catatonic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:38 am
Yeah, But not for the reason you'd think.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:37 am
Let me guess.... only terrified rabbits?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:32 am
It's the space between Manitoba and Alberta....we call it "The Gap".....The only upside is that you can drive across it blindfolded cuz there's no turns.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:30 am
I remember that name from a song in a Muppet movie... not quite sure where it is, but I know they didn't want to be there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:28 am
Saskatchewan then.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:27 am
Quebec isn't nice this time of year... or century.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:25 am
No...No.... We're cool....I do hear Quebec is nice this time of year.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
That's it... I'll just find work up north, then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:22 am
You can still sell oranges on the weekend.....just not near my house.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:21 am
And your night job.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:21 am
Are you telling me to quit my day job?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 2:18 am
Maybe if they couldn't buy a taco or churro on every corner that wouldn't happen....HMMMM?......Ever think of that?
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 2:10 am
It's ridiculous, I know. Obesity is a handicap here. It's just the association's blatant tactic to increase their numbers in order to gain more leverage. AARP did it here, too... signing up people in their 30s.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:53 am
That must be really difficult considering the number of grossly obese people your laws consider "handicapped"......We put sleds under'em.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:48 am
Do they have wheelchairs in the states? No... we just kick our handicapped people down the street. Tere really aren't any designated kickers... it's just done by anyone walking in their direction of travel... who isn't wearing pointed or open-toe shoes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:42 am
maybe we could save up widgets like those wheelchair soda can tab thing.....do they have that in the states? (notice I said soda, so not to confuse you)
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:40 am
Send any spare Guinness to the AGGY fountation. Assistance for Guinness Guzzling Youth.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:39 am
That's really sad....Is there a charity for people like you?
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:36 am
Never had Tullamore. Whiskey doesn't normally sit well in me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:34 am
Jamesons mostly, I like Tullamore as well.
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 1:32 am
Jamesons or Bushmills?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2009, 1:11 am
While Canada does make a fine whiskey....You have to go to the Irish for the best ones IMO.......We're talking about people who would rather eat plain boiled potatoes than waste grain on food.
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:22 am
I don't care for it either. im more a fan of Segrams and Sleemans
agdaniele - September 30, 2009, 12:17 am
Guinness, Grey Goose, Don Julio Anejo, Tanqueray. (aka: No, not a fan)
CANADA - September 30, 2009, 12:13 am
a crown fan are you?
Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:46 pm
In answer to the tags ... not me.

APRIL FOOLS - Let the mountain come to Muhammad. You silly goat herders. I got you. God would not move the mountain. It would crush us. You should have seen the looks on your faces.

EFFICIENCY - She always wanted a sports car. I always wanted peace and quiet. 1 old Porsche - brakes = 2 birds 1 stone



TAGS: couldnt even make that up
Rating: 3.06/5

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agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 7:10 pm
heh heh.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 6:08 pm
Yeah, they actually have a Philadelphia Eagles Michael Vick Dog Jersey. Google it.
Woodywood03a - September 17, 2009, 5:47 pm
what the ???


TAGS: i got as many in as i could
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 10:34 am
*How did I not see that*
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 8:57 am
She's there Briton...see how the front of the blimp is all nipple-shaped? Battle stations!!! IMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZOR!
Briton of Rose - September 16, 2009, 2:11 am
*facepalm* You put me on there, but you left out Narutarded? Airman, buddy, it's been nice knowing you...

QUEEN OF DIAMONDS - A widow by trade. How do you think she got so rich?

generosity -

TAGS: coulda peed on him instead
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - October 10, 2016, 8:33 am

Sounds like a poster there. Gonna make it?
Thedewd - October 10, 2016, 5:02 am
Ever notice what "Evian" spells backwards?
mizzdizz - October 7, 2016, 9:38 pm
Good answer!!! LOL! ^!
JesusWept - October 7, 2016, 11:30 am
LOL real good ^^^^^Up
concern3 - October 7, 2016, 10:38 am
Yes, UP yours

Take a selfie -

Macho -

Relationship Killing Me -

hanging yourself -